1.1 Of Bottles and Screams

And we return to your regularly scheduled program with a (temporary) lift of the suffering

Ladies first...

Don't look so innocent now, Phahva. We all saw your true colors, many times and just like Lliima, we are always watching.

Then the two starving boys...

Not sure if that evil cackle is really appropriate here, Khaphi...unless you did something to those drinks....

"Waiting on toddlers to finish eating really makes you want to...zzz"

DING DONG

"Wh-what was that?"

"Please let the kids be safe, please let the kids be safe"

Yeah, you're super evil, Khaphi. Sooo evil.

 Look what arrived to keep the toddlers company!

"Now, before any of you get to sleep with these I have to make sure they won't get peed on tonight..."

"Ewww you stink"

"Like...REALLY bad"

 ...Needless to say they were all allowed to sleep with the toys with or without full bladders.

This must mean everyone is asleep, right?
Wrong...

..Khakao...

is not only refusing to sleep but also....

periodically glaring at his slumbering "siblings" and rocking back and forth....

Good, at least he knows how to sleep like a human being, someone is learning his basic Toddler 101 and hopefully forgetting Changeling 504...

A whopping 10 minutes passed when...

Khophi, you'd better not do what I think you're about to-

I think she heard his screams but chose to reap whatever meager energy she could get before the bus arrives...poor Khaphi...these little monsters will always owe her, if they survive toddler hood that is.

Someone seems to have forgotten that he is not very high on the Khaphi tolerance list...

 But then again, hunger makes us do strange things...

Surprisingly, she simply left him to enjoy his meal contradicting last nights' threats...but then again she's awfully low on energy...

"Ugh school...wait-"

"Schoooool"

"Schoooooooolllll"

I swear I haven't seen Khaphi this happy for such a long time, maybe it's the appeal of a nice desk to sleep on...it's why she wore her best outfit.

Back at home the same babysitter shows up (yeah he still hasn't met Khaphi and I really don't care for his name) albeit a little less...excited this time around. I applaud you Bean Household for instilling such a profound sense of dread in a sim in only 8 hours!

Should I enter or should I not, that is the question.

"Happy thoughts happy thoughts" is what drives him throughout the day.

"Omnomnomnomnom"

"What? I was hungry"
D-didn't your sister feed you just minutes ago? Augh toddlers...

"I just got here, what's all this fuss about?"

This...

...is what, Mr. I-Don't-Believe-In-Feeding-Toddlers

"Wait, I actually have to give them all food, not just one?"

#sextupletsdontshareastomach #fml

He takes pity on them, however, and GASP!

Feeds not only one...

Sohyah is just as shocked as I am

 Or two...

But THREE Beans!

I'm not sure he should be celebrating this much, though. Especially after every feeding.

"Yaaawwwnnn"
You know what this means...Khaphi is coming to the rescue!!!

Just in time, too. I realized that I really don't want this creep around these toddlers, here's to hoping a new one comes along naturally or Khaphi finally fires him.

"What's going on?"

You don't want to know...just take care of your siblings

"I hope 'aphi doesn't see me eating this delicious red thing. Oh she went to sleep, that works, too"

Ok I didn't think it'd be necessary to keep track of this since the first day went so well, but I have to admit I will now start keeping count of how many times Khaphi passes out, but not hold it against her until the toddlers are aged up. I'm also going to keep a count on how many times the babysitter complains of the wailing...let's see how that works out, shall we?

• Passed out: 2
• Complaints: 4

I'm so sorry I thought this posted last week on Sunday...well then I won't have to worry too much about tomorrow's post, eh? xD